IAtionary: Eyebeean

Eye-bee-an [ahy-bee-uhn] n.

1. The language pertaining to the IB, characterized by its long words, confusing acronyms, and complete lack of 1st and 2nd person pronouns; How do you say "I have to use the bathroom" in Eyebeean? Ummm... I'll get my dictionary... I think it's "The symbolism portrayed by her inability to sit still instills in the reader the feeling that she is in need of using the facilities," or just TSPBHITSSIITRTFTSIINOUTF for short

Note: Eyebeean is often abbreviated 'IBan'- see 'confusing acronyms,' above