The Teletubbies are Evil!

In Fisix club:
Me: Hey everyone, look! I can mathematically prove that the Teletubbies are evil! A lot of time and money are put into the Teletubbies, so T=tm. Time is money, so t=m. Substitute in m for t in the first equation, and you get T=m^2. Money is the root of all evil, so m=root(evil). Square both sides: m^2=evil=T. T=evil, Teletubbies=evil.
Fisixians A-D: Wow! Cool! That's awesome! (etc.)
Harvey: Actually, Josh, it would be Teletubbies equals plus-or-minus evil.