Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part XL

You know, there are certain numbers that just make you step back and say, "Whoa, that's a lot of quotes." XL is one of those numbers. In fact, I really want to know just how many there are...so I think I'll count. It's not like I have anything better to do. Hang on a sec.

Almost exactly 15 minutes later: 391. Wow. That's including this post, obviously not re-counting the New Year's posts, and counting "This is a classroom copy" only once. If anyone would like to verify, that would be appreciated but not expected. Thanks to Bridget S., I have several new ones to put up; take a look:)

"When irrational people rationalize things, their rationalizations tend to seem irrational to rational people."
-Marie

"It's either this or dum-dums."
-Miss Davey on handing out Smarties before English orals

"Now I know what it feels like to take drugs, so I don't need to do it in real life."
-Tanmay S. on bumper cars

"I feel awkward not being stressed about something."
-Jamie

"Oh wait, history internal assessment."
-Jamie on the above

"Ewww are those brains?"
-Caitlin M. on Ming C.'s Chinese food

"Yeah, yours."
-Ming C. on the above

"Yeah, that would explain a lot."
-Katerina M. on the above

"If homework is like a woman, then turnitin.com is the pimp."
-Anonymous

"Quiz! Take out your brain!"
-Mr. Woods

"We can't do that..."
-Students on the above

"Don't hang around because we start eating students."
-Mr. Woods on staying after school on half days