Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part XXXVIII

I will post more this week, don't worry. I have several mental posts that simply need to be digitized, I've just been in either vacation mode or Careers in Medicine mode this week. Meanwhile, here are some quotes:

"Teachers were not amused by me. I was amused by myself."
-Sra. Riggs on her educational experience

"Oh that's...biblical."
-Sra. Riggs on the number 666

"It's a curse, not a skill."
-Mr. Lyons on being punny

"The spindle fibers are chomped like Pacman."
-Ms. Sturt on Mitosis

"¿En serio, chicos? ¿En serio?" *raises eyebrow*
-Srta. Fernández on stupidity.

"Don't blame me, I'm perfection."
-Sra. Riggs

"I am going to randomly replace one fact in your brain with this one: protons taste like chocolate."
-Mr. Lyons on test preparation

"Really? You're gonna say that?"
-Mrs. Hessler on That's What She Said

"Look at what I have: a CD, but it's old!"
-Sudheer on a cassette tape

"We have a little bit of unnaturally high expectations."
-Sra. Riggs on IA's language B program