Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part XXXVII

A few gems this time- particularly...well on second thought, I'll let you decide for yourself. Or you can read the mouseovers.

"If you pull the fish out of his hat you become the next king of England."
-Jon D. on my dad's fish hat

"I'm so sarcastic I think I'm rubbing off on you."
-Mr. Giromini

"Do you know how dangerous it is to taste the rainbow?"
-Mr. Lyons on Skittles

"It looks as awkward as it sounds."
-Ms. Sturt on cleavage furrows

"That's sort of a weird thing just to make up your own endings for tenses."
-Anonymous in the alternate form of the past subjunctive

"I remember when we were little, when Friday night came around it would be like, 'Yay! Friday night! I can stay up late!' but now it's 'Yay! Friday night! I can sleep some more!'
-Kenny W.

"The matrices are attacking! Good thing we know scalar multiplication!"
-Aaron on the seniors' Olympics shirts

"It's like killing off all the skinny people by decreasing the heat to a point where they can't survive."
-Anthony G. on using radiation to kill cancer cells

"I have to sing a song in my head to write my last name."
-Hania on being Polish

"You should try harder to be bothersome."
-Mr. Stibitz on his rewarding the juniors' nagging with paella

"Most people have life styles; I have a styled life."
-Mr. Stibitz