Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part XXXVI

So there are quite a few this time...mostly because I haven't gotten to transferring them in way too long. I think there are some gems in here though, so it turned out OK in the end:)

"The French built that wall...that was supposed to keep the Germans out...but the Germans went around the wall..."
-Mr. Lyons on animosity between France and Germany

"It takes a lot of effort to be this stupid."
-Mr. Lyons on his making careless errors

"I show up at school with a ukulele and you're still asking 'why'?"
-Duke on my questioning the motives behind his having a ukulele at school

"With all the creative arts students we have at this school, that could be a lot cooler."
-Julia on the hexagon

"When you took your midterm last year you had a soul."
-Mr. Lyons on IB Fisix

"Not if you don't look at it."
-Mr. Lyons on whether or not there will be questions about quantum mechanics on the midterm

"Shoot for the Z, Amanda!"
Mr. Newell (West) on Amanda's grade.

"I was once dared to shout 'Happy pumpkins!' in the hallway."
-Veronica B. (West) on Physics.

"There's a donut here. It's green. It has sprinkles."
-Ms. Sturt trying to convince the West Science Olympiad team to eat the
last of the donuts at the Tri-campus event.

"Ooh, an antelope!"
-Ms. Fleury on World Literature random-ities.

"Why is it upside down?"
-Kyra on an emission spectrum diagram, which is supposed to be drawn differently from an absorbtion spectrum diagram

"An IA student is more likely to die from stress from finals."
-An anonymous senior on tornado drills