Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part XXXV

There are definitely some good ones in here. I'm pretty sure we'll see how they stand up on New Year's; I'm planning a similar thing.

"Which is supposed to be the most joyous time in my life, according to the greeting cards I got."
-Mr. Lyons on the births of his children

"Most of what I put in the notes I make up."
-Mr. Lyons

"After extended essay, I have no consideration for trees anymore."
-Cat

"I'm such a paper-waster; I just realized that all of these have backs."
-David G. on pages in a notebook

"Stop talking about waterslides and llamas!"
-Mrs. Osinski on her A1 class focusing

"Ok, if you guys can stop talking about llamas and waterslides for fifteen minutes, we'll watch that YouTube video I told you about earlier!"
-Mrs. Osinski on the above

"So, its like going up a down escalator? That's so fun!"
-Jordan A. on active transport

"Your mom is stupid!"
-Adira in response to her sister calling her stupid.

"Why do they call this Math HL? It should be Learning How to Deal with Disappointment."
-Matt M.

"Grr, rawr, and other generic terms of disappointment!"
-Kenny on vocalization

"13 is not a number that promotes harmony or order."
-Anonymous on confusing the number of apostles Jesus had