Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part XXXIV

Sorry...I keep falling behind on posting quotes 'cause I've been so busy...but I think I'm about to be caught up. Look over there <---, and if you see a few it means I had the attention span to post the ones waiting to go up before getting distracted.

"I feel that Only At IA is the International Academy's closest thing to Gossip Girl."
-Cat

"If the subjunctive didn't exist, how could we talk about it's non-existence?!"
-Me on how I get to put one by me here if I want to

"Attack it like a bear."
-Mr. Woods on annotation

"I think my brain thinks in knowledge issues."
-Cat

"Laser eye surgery?! Those are lasers!"
-Swathi N. on the effects of radiation on human health

"Do not put that on the Internet or I'll smack you."
-An anonymous faculty member on a quote unlisted here for obvious reasons

"They're back here, away from dangerous things like coffee, soda and freshmen."
-Mrs. Neustadt on the location of submitted Extended Essays

"I'm one of those people that is very good at coming up with comebacks on the fly, even when they're not coming back."
-Marie

"They're not really pop quizzes, they're just quizzes that I forgot to listen for."
-Märie ön Qüizzes in Germänkläß

"I can't spell it."
-Allen on problems with CAS

"You may not use electronic devices while working on your laptop."
-Mr. Uhelski on irony

"I need to brush up on my mind-reading skills."
-Brian B. on the need to be able to read Mr. IB's mind to do well on IB exams