Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part XXIV

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"Teachers, although we are perfect, sometimes have flaws."
-Miss Davey

"And the word for this in English is 'contradictory' and it is spelled c-o-n-t-r-a-d-i-c-t-o-r-y."
-Sheikh Darwish on the above

"Some people run with scissors; I throw them."
-Miss Davey

"I think I still have a cannon."
-David on having borrowed and returned Mr. Majask's action figures

"You only know it because you're French!"
-Ravi on Kanel's diFrenchiation skills

"Do it right the first time!"
-Mr. Giromini on test corrections

"Is that a self-portrait?"
-Mrs. Cafcalas, to Hania, on an artistic representation of Hitler

"People who are freaks have more fun."
-Marie on LTUAE

"Yo soy mucho más interesante que él."
Sra. Riggs on the differences between herself and Sr. Stibitz

"Number one was neurologist, number two was vending machine operator. Could they be more different?"
-Rachel B. on a career aptitude test

"How come some nouns are neuter, but none are spayed?"
-Marie on the German language

"Oh, Z doesn't come after L."
-Julia on the dictionary