Senior Skit was last week. I love Senior Skit. I don't really have much to add (other than the fact that it used to confuse the f(x) out of me that there was a Senior Skit Day and a Senior Skip Day err...I mean no there's not... I mean really!), but I do have the video, which is definitely worth the time, especially if you missed it live. Actually, I have a few related videos, so I'll save that one for last, to keep your attention. Let's start with Senior Skit 2008, in two parts (I know these are all really long, so you can watch highlights if you want, but when you have some time, watch them all):
Now for the teachers' turn (still '08, mind you):
OK so here we go with '09 (Check out 17:35 for the title of this post, or start at 11:30 for the context that will make it make sense):
And by the way, teachers, please make fun of me next year! I can't wait to see what you come up with...
Although we love our school, we can't help but poke fun at it just a bit. With so many nerds (c'mon, admit it) in the same place, certain things are bound to happen. Too much of the result, what I lovingly call "nerd humor," has gone undocumented, until now! Only At IA is here to record the humor that can be found in the IA experience, and to lighten the mood for those of us who see it as only the source of our huge workload.
Only at IA are the girls jealous when the guys can put their graphing calculators in their pockets and make it look normal. -Kate K.
Only at IA could a student be less excited about getting a 36 on he ACT than he is about his score being a perfect square.
Only at IA could a student be happy about an in-school suspension, saying that it will be the most productive day of the week, giving him time to study for exams.
Only at IA do students debate whether another student's FB statues constitute a legitimate depiction of the Hero's Journey. -Bridget S.
Today, Ms. Sturt, the bio teacher, was talking about genetic disorders in sperm. Unclear about what was being explained, Farzan asked, "So when you have a trisomy or a monosomy you are like a retarded sperm?" Ms. Sturt replied back saying, "I think for PC reasons we should just call them imperfect sperm." Farzan responded, "Well then are there preterit sperms too?" OAIA -Ben C.
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I started a new thing where I relay my husband's strong opinions about
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