Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part XVII

I added two new ones today and usually I let them sit for a while before transferring them but I really wanted to put up the next two, and 12 is too many for a single post. Ergo, cue part XVII:

"I don't think linearly, I think in quintic functions."
-Gabe

"There's not enough room in this classroom for my ego."
-Mr. Giromini

"I guessed really hard on that!"
-David on Spanish tests

"Assumption makes an ass out of sump and shun."
-Miss Davey

"I don't know why everything I think of, when I think of something funny, is destructive."
-Mr. Giromini

"It looks like a zebra to me!"
-Moose on the cover of The Stranger

"I wouldn't like that name if I was a person."
-Doug on nicknames

"All I'm saying is what I said."
-Mr. Giromini, responding to a question

"Did someone just fall out the window?"
-Amisha on a loud opening of the window

"I took better notes than the people who paid attention!"
-Gabe on IB History