Some Fun and Out-of-Context Quotes, Part VI

"You have been banished to the outside of the atom. You stay in your valence electrons- the nucleus is ours."
Mr. Giromini on chemistry

"Let's pretend for a moment that I teach in a place somewhere between the nerd school and the regular school, where I get all the good behavior of the nerd school but none of the nerdiness."
-Mr. Giromini on our arguing about the effects of air resistance on whether a physics or bio book would fall faster

"And by funny I mean stupid."
-Mr. Giromini

"It's in Spanish. It's in code."
-Mr. Stibitz on our inability to understand one of his classroom copies

"They band together to aid!"
-Sudheer on the nature and purpose of Band-Aids

"I wanna go up to my parents and say 'Your generation did this on a TV set and a box the size of my head!'"
-Caitlin S. on playing Pong on the iPod Touch

"I walk into the teachers' office and say 'Obama sucks!' They go nuts!"
-Mr. Giromini on being an instigator among the IA staff

"Would you three stop? And by three I mean two? And by two I mean Shane?"
-Mr. Giromini on that annoying noise Shane makes

"Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism" (IB, 1).

Works Cited

IB, Mr. The IB Curriclum. 1st ed. Vol. 1. London: Modern Language Association, 1996. 1.

Yes, I've decided to include that quote that's been over there <=== forever...for basically the same reason. I want to keep it, but I want the space back. Yay.