YES! Harveyism officially has (NOT) a holiday! I went up to Him today before school to bring up the issue. I argued that all religions have holidays, and they're often the best part. He said that we didn't need any. Eventually, one of us (I'd like to take the credit- I actually do think I thought of it, but I can't remember for sure) had the brilliant idea to make a holiday celebrating Harveyism's lack of holidays. Harvey wanted it to be called Noholidayday, but I think there's got to be a better name out there. If you can think of one, LEAVE A COMMENT telling me what it is, and if I like it I'll try to convince Him to change the name. Anyway, here's the gist of Noholidayday (NHD for short), Harveyism's self-contradicting and paradoxical holiday:
-It falls every year on June 6 (my birthday and the anniversary of 6-6-6)
-IMPORTANT: This has been changed! NHD is now on October 8 on the calendar of Harveyism!
-It is observed by ignoring it; partying and/or celebrating is strictly forbidden. The most one is permitted to do is to acknowledge the holiday's (lack of) existence through words; wishing someone a nonexistent NHD is encouraged
-Noholidayday has absolutely no affiliation with National History Day; if you are reading this mistakenly, please see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NHD
-There are rumors that NHD originated from a group called the Notorious Harveyism Destroyers, dedicated to ridding H.U.M.A.N.'s of the Truth forever. These stories are entirely fictitious, and such a group has never existed
One closing thought- if Harveyism ever does acquire a holiday (remember- we don't have any now!) NHD will continue to be ignored, albeit with some possible updates. I'm currently trying to get Him to agree to a holiday every Friday the 13th. If you have ideas for what this holiday should be, or for some entirely new ones, please leave them in a comment without fear of disrupting NHD.
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A new thing
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I started a new thing where I relay my husband's strong opinions about
consumer products. It's called Justin's Opinions.
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3 comments:
Every Friday the 13th should be..... Throw a black cat at Harvey day in celebration of Harveism! Black cats, the most rare cat in the universe (IA) are considered a very gracious gift, and to give one to Harvey the great leader makes not only Harvey honored but the thrower of the cat honored too. Double the honor if you throw salt at him.
lol...triple the honor if you get the salt in his eyes/any open wounds.
wow u people are violent...
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