Q & A

I wore a new shirt to school that said "Burning Questions" with a bunch of puzzling questions that no one knows the answer to, and tried to find out how IA students would answer them. It was fun. Yes- someone actually did say each one of these.

Q: Why is it that you're IN a movie, but ON TV?
A: Well, you can be IN a TV show, right? Maybe it has something to do with the time period when the phrases were coined.

Q: Why do you drive on the parkway but park on the driveway?
A: Well you do have to drive up the driveway to get to where you want to park.

Q: Do penguins have knees?
A: Yes.

Q: If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
A: Sometimes.

Q: Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
A: Maybe because babies fall asleep quickly?

Q: If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
A: Babies, obviously.

Q: Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
A: Uhhh Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder... A B C D E F G H I J K... Hey they do! No way!

Q: If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
A: I don't know... I don't think so. Otherwise, I can see some scientific probe in the center of the earth and this old guy on the surface yelling at it through the ground to "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

Q: Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
A: Well...when we're sad, we can flip over, so we come back up on our feet when we're happy again. Wait...

Q: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
A: There isn't enough air for it to dry.

AND MY FAVORITE
Q: Why does Goofy stand up straight but Pluto walk on all fours if they're both dogs?
A: Because Pluto is smart enough to realize he's a dog.