Body

In Lit class today:

Miss B: OK everyone, I want you to open your journals and write a paragraph or so about what you want in a perfect soul mate. It can be anything- how they look or act or what they're like, or whatever you want. Go ahead and get started!

We all get out our journals and start writing. After a few minutes, she continues:

Miss B: OK, who wants to tell us what they have? How about you, Student A?

Student A: I wrote about the body. *class giggles* What?! I meant the body of the paragraph!