Moose's Cake!

(In American Studies)
Me: Student A, do you have anything super-exciting to tell me?
Student A: No.
Me: Are you sure?
Student A: Yes.
Me: Student B, do YOU have anything super-exciting to tell me?
Student B: No.
Me: O c'mon! Someone must have something super-exciting to tell me!
Moose: Well, I tried to bake a cake over the weekend. I burnt it. I even got that Betty Crocker cake mix, but I'm no good at cooking. I didn't know what to do, so I tried something, and it was too hot and I left it in too long, and I burnt it.
Me: Didn't you smell it burning?
Moose: No, I was downstairs.
Me: Well you're not supposed to leave it there!
Moose: I wasn't gonna stand there for 20 minutes! Anyway, after I had messed up, I went on the Internet to find out what I did wrong, and it said there were directions on the back of the box. I turned it around, and there were. Huh.
Me: Student A, you could learn something from Moose. Not about baking, but about being super-exciting.